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Old Sparky

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Old Sparky

Game Description

Old Sparky is a dark humor simulation game where you play as an executioner operating an electric chair at a maximum security prison. The game features 200 unique death row inmates, each with their own backstory, crimes, appearance, and final moments.

Features

200 Unique Prisoners

  • Procedurally generated names with nicknames (e.g., “Billy ‘The Butcher’ McSweeny“)

  • Varied appearances: 9 skin tones, 12 hair colors, 5 hair styles, beards, mustaches, scars, tattoos, glasses

  • Unique crimes: Serial murder, mass murder, arson, poisoning, contract killing, and more

  • Individual backstories with dialog

  • Dark humor last words and confessions

  • Customized last meal requests

Detailed Graphics

  • Photorealistic SVG electric chair with wood grain, leather straps, and metal electrodes

  • Full–body prisoner rendering that matches their profile

  • Dynamic facial expressions:

    • Normal – Worried expression while waiting

    • Shock – Bulging eyes, screaming mouth during electrocution

    • Dead – X eyes, slack jaw, smoke rising after execution

  • Electric arc effects, sparks, and smoke

  • Gentle glow animations (seizure–safe)

Gameplay

  • Adjust voltage (500V – 5000V)

  • Read prisoner their rights

  • View last meal requests

  • Hear confessions

  • Pull the lever to execute

  • Receive performance ratings after each execution

  • Track total executions and efficiency

Audio

Screens

  1. Main Menu – Seizure warning, start game, exit

  2. Game Screen – Prisoner info, electric chair, controls, dialog

  3. Results Screen – Time of death, duration, voltage, rating

  4. Retirement Screen – Congratulations after 200 executions

Rating System

Score Rating Comment
0-29 BOTCHED! Lawyer fees incoming…
30-49 SLOPPY That was hard to watch
50-69 ADEQUATE Gets the job done
70-84 PROFESSIONAL Clean and efficient
85-94 EXPERT! Old Sparky approves
95-100 LEGENDARY! Perfect execution!

Technical Specs

  • Platform: Windows (Electron)

  • Resolution: Fullscreen

  • Files: HTML5, CSS3, JavaScript, SVG graphics

  • No external dependencies at runtime

  • Portable installer (~90MB)

Content Warning

⚡ PHOTOSENSITIVITY WARNING: Contains flashing lights and visual effects

⚠️ DARK HUMOR: Satirical simulation game – not intended to glorify violence


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Author: 360 Technology Group

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